Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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