I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im holly from the hills drunk
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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