Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
