walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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