so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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