Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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