But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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