is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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