she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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