Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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