Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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