This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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