There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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