Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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