I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Sex in the backyard? Check.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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