Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
and you fell through a lawn chair
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
All the doctor said was why
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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