i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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