2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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