hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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