Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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