the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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