Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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