i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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