im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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