wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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