oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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