Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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