What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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