You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Let's get the cat blown out
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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