Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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