Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
