He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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