there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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