I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You need Xanax blowdarts
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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