Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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