In the future we'll all be gay
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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