I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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