We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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