I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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