I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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