that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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