i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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