If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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