lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
And then he peed in my hair
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