I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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