So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
