we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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