Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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