Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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