coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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