I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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