There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dignity is for republicans.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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